So Hero thinks he's the best pokemon trainer ever. He got a pearl rom and picked a starter that's not even turtwig. I'm making a poll to prove a point to Hero that turtwig is op and the best option. Those of you who are like "wtf r u talkin bout fluf gtfo fgt" let me explain the scenario. You're a noob on your first day of your pokemon adventure. A pedophile offers you candy or pokemon. You, not wanting to get taken into a van and potentially raped/killed, pick pokemon. He offers you three pokemon. Your choices are:



This dopey ass lookin' monkey. It looks like the lowest form of the evolution chain possible. Hero thinks it's op. I've eaten things more terrifying than that monkey.



This semi adorable penguin. It kind of looks like something if you went to the north pole you'd find it working at Santa's factory n shit.



OR THIS AMAZING GODLY LOOKING TURTLE? I mean look at this thing. It has a leaf growing out of it's head! When it gets to its final form it grows A WHOLE FUCKING TREE. It can literally shit a forest if it wanted to. Does your pokemon have a tree on it? You could do so many things to that tree. You could hug it, read a nice book under it, seek shade under it, lick it, climb it, and do all sorts of other things.

Who will you choose? Vote in the poll above.

i choose the penguin. fancy, pimpin' look. it also evolves into steel. shit ain't rock hard anymore, steel ftw

1) I don't think I am the best. Or great. Or good. Or even decent.

2) I haven't even started the game so I haven't chosen anything yet.

3) I would choose candy over pokemon.

4) Flamin' monkey over a turtle with a tree anyway.

5) "lick it, climb it, and do all sorts of other things".. Is Fluff, safe to keep in this academy. After all there are innocent kids here.

6) Thanks for making a topic devoted to me.

i am wondering who do u choose

hero. get your monkey-lovin ass out <.<

Hero wrote:

1) I don't think I am the best. Or great. Or good. Or even decent.

2) I haven't even started the game so I haven't chosen anything yet.

3) I would choose candy over pokemon.

4) Flamin' monkey over a turtle with a tree anyway.

5) Thanks for making a topic devoted to me.

1. Nu
2. Nu
3. Nu
4. Nu
5. No problem <3

firedragon909 wrote:

i am wondering who do u choose

I'm on team tree turtle myself

choose the penguin pimp! EMPOLEON FTW!

Fluff Fluff wrote:

Hero wrote:

1) I don't think I am the best. Or great. Or good. Or even decent.

2) I haven't even started the game so I haven't chosen anything yet.

3) I would choose candy over pokemon.

4) Flamin' monkey over a turtle with a tree anyway.

5) Thanks for making a topic devoted to me.

1. Nu
2. Nu
3. Nu
4. Nu
5. No problem <3

firedragon909 wrote:

i am wondering who do u choose

I'm on team tree turtle myself

Edited my post. Number 5 is different, and 6 is 5.

Hero wrote:

5) "lick it, climb it, and do all sorts of other things".. Is Fluff, safe to keep in this academy. After all there are innocent kids here.

6) Thanks for making a topic devoted to me.

5. I'll have you know I was the guy offering the candy so you shouldn't be surprised
6. No problem again <3

lol. KISS!

this is like a conversation every minute their is a new post

firedragon909 wrote:

this is like a conversation every minute their is a new post

That's what you call a hot topic. Also pick the turtwig in the poll pls ;-;

i did pick the turtle

Bidoof

it was a hard choice between the monkey and the turtle

firedragon909 wrote:

it was a hard choice between the monkey and the turtle

Fair nuff, you can get tested xD

y did u say the same thing again

hero does that. he was trained to spam around

firedragon909 wrote:

y did u say the same thing again

Its my connection. Sometimes if I make a post, it posts it twice in the same second..

aka monkey training <.<

oh k
i thought kill was actually telling the truth

:'( that hurts

sry but where does it hurt beczz u didnt mention it in ur post

-_- my dick