You may know me as 'Fubu' or 'Fubuki' on this site, but what you may not know is that I was actually born and raised as a duck!
Yes, the truth is out-- I'm a duck. Some may not believe me, but I don't care I'm... a duck. It's hard, being a duck that is. Being discriminated against your whole life. Not being able to choose which pond OR bath you swim in, always having to look over your shoulder when cleaning off my little beak in my neighbors pool. Never being able to wear real peoples clothes because of a duckist sign bluntly stating 'no ducks allowed'. Black ducks, white ducks, yellow ducks, it doesn't matter to you people, in your mind you think all ducks are the same.
All that I'm saying is that I'm a duck. And now maybe next time you see one of my people you'll just look up at the sky and think, hey maybe there is a duck out there worth giving a second thought to. My names Fubu, I'm a duck, and I'm here to stay.
Quack Quack Mother Fooper.