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it is just make up evecusies why you cant do the thing the person above you say to do
exp:
person 1:clean your room
person 2:i would but it is spotless

post on here

i would do that, but my car's broken cuz i ran over a star shaped dude -_-

Moist yourself

I would but i have no idea what that means

Drink with the pope

Don Patch wrote:

I would but i have no idea what that means

Drink with the pope

I would but I don't know what drink to drink with the pope.

Cut your nails then eat them in milk like crunchy cereal. Yummy.

I would, but im nail intolerant.

Set fire to the sun!

We, hell demons, already did that years ago, you foolish mortal.

Cut yourself

I would but I'm quite happy staying alive.

Sit on a chair on a elevator facing the wall. As people come in say "I have been expecting you"

I would but being normal is too main stream.

Ask Santa Clause what he wants for Christmas, you selfish kids.

I would but im too selfish

Give food to those big eyed orphaned little kids in the world who have diseases because they have bad water.

I would but my golden car filled with bitches can't fly.

Do the lalala

I would but doing the lalala would make me look nuts.

Run a marathon.