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So Hero thinks he's the best pokemon trainer ever. He got a pearl rom and picked a starter that's not even turtwig. I'm making a poll to prove a point to Hero that turtwig is op and the best option. Those of you who are like "wtf r u talkin bout fluf gtfo fgt" let me explain the scenario. You're a noob on your first day of your pokemon adventure. A pedophile offers you candy or pokemon. You, not wanting to get taken into a van and potentially raped/killed, pick pokemon. He offers you three pokemon. Your choices are:



This dopey ass lookin' monkey. It looks like the lowest form of the evolution chain possible. Hero thinks it's op. I've eaten things more terrifying than that monkey.



This semi adorable penguin. It kind of looks like something if you went to the north pole you'd find it working at Santa's factory n shit.



OR THIS AMAZING GODLY LOOKING TURTLE? I mean look at this thing. It has a leaf growing out of it's head! When it gets to its final form it grows A WHOLE FUCKING TREE. It can literally shit a forest if it wanted to. Does your pokemon have a tree on it? You could do so many things to that tree. You could hug it, read a nice book under it, seek shade under it, lick it, climb it, and do all sorts of other things.

Who will you choose? Vote in the poll above.

My turtle will wreck your penguin and your monkey any day of the week

my penguin bish! SSSSSSSSSSSS

Fluff Fluff wrote:

My turtle will wreck your penguin and your monkey any day of the week

Chimchar likes to start forest fires..

Totodile Eats you guys O_O

Ryuk wrote:

Totodile Eats you guys O_O

Charizard loves to eat smoked crocodiles.

Chariwho? , didnt hear that cuz the waterfall

omg =D empoleon wrecking this crib

You're all dead to me ._. I even asked my girlfriend who knows little to nothing about pokemon besides what whimsicott is and she even said penguin ;-;

The only thing turtwig is good for is when you need a tree for for your dog to mark his territory~

Fluff Fluff wrote:

You're all dead to me ._. I even asked my girlfriend who knows little to nothing about pokemon besides what whimsicott is and she even said penguin ;-;

You have a girlfriend?

Don Patch wrote:

Fluff Fluff wrote:

You're all dead to me ._. I even asked my girlfriend who knows little to nothing about pokemon besides what whimsicott is and she even said penguin ;-;

You have a girlfriend?

Yea lol she's dead to me now too though ;-;

Ugh its obvious that empoleon wins against torterra (4x weakness to ice) and the fire monkey thingy dosent seem like a problem for a water pokemon (true that its a water/steel making it take normal dmg from fire attacks but still an easy win)

YOU'RE ALL DEAD TO ME STOP PICKING THE PENGUIN

UMAD BRAH?! UMAD?!

I like turtwig but Happy Feet wins =I

ikr! =D

The fuck ever I'm making 10 alt accounts to vote and you'll all see ;-;

yeah. we'll see you banned .-.

Worth it for turtwig to win the poll ;-;

piplup is a penguin. your argument is invalid

What DarkSoul says is true. BUT! Piplup is a MUTHA FUCKING PENGUIN!!!!!!!