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Subject: Proving a point to Hero Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:24 pm
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So Hero thinks he's the best pokemon trainer ever. He got a pearl rom and picked a starter that's not even turtwig. I'm making a poll to prove a point to Hero that turtwig is op and the best option. Those of you who are like "wtf r u talkin bout fluf gtfo fgt" let me explain the scenario. You're a noob on your first day of your pokemon adventure. A pedophile offers you candy or pokemon. You, not wanting to get taken into a van and potentially raped/killed, pick pokemon. He offers you three pokemon. Your choices are:
This dopey ass lookin' monkey. It looks like the lowest form of the evolution chain possible. Hero thinks it's op. I've eaten things more terrifying than that monkey.
This semi adorable penguin. It kind of looks like something if you went to the north pole you'd find it working at Santa's factory n shit.
OR THIS AMAZING GODLY LOOKING TURTLE? I mean look at this thing. It has a leaf growing out of it's head! When it gets to its final form it grows A WHOLE FUCKING TREE. It can literally shit a forest if it wanted to. Does your pokemon have a tree on it? You could do so many things to that tree. You could hug it, read a nice book under it, seek shade under it, lick it, climb it, and do all sorts of other things.